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1.05.2011

bowling for pinks.


We have a few young citrus trees that bear a lot of fruit but still aren't mature enough to make fruit that doesn't taste like crap. So we picked them anyway and played the old classic: bowling grapefruits at spray paint cans. Apparently i am a total killer-joy of a mother cause I somehow manage to make a simple game like this too structured. In my mind it was simple and fun: throw the grapefuits and see how many cans you can knock over, yay!...what would i possibly have to micromanage?

Me: "take turns throwing them so you know who knocked them over....wait sheamus back up more...just throw the big ones...now go pick up all the ones you threw so we can start over...wait! let me finish setting up the cans before you try to knock them over again!

It's no wonder they resorted to throwing stuff at me, i am SO ANNOYING!!" (adding "take stick out of butt" to my resolution listI could have easily been all "la la la, look at us play our simple cave man game. aren't we silly and spontaneous?" But I needed to be called out on this one, cause I was being a freak. So finally, Dad came out to save the day with a simpler "throw the grapefruit as high as you can and see it explode on the ground. There are no rules to that game (or are there? ;)

team Boo 's you

5 comments:

Swirls of Happy said...

Haha!!! I am a total Micro-manager too! Jason always says "seriously, you need to calm down". Love this post...too cute :)

Sarah Plewe said...

Have you tried to feed your trees? It makes a huge difference! We ate our oranges 2 years after planting our trees in our old house and they were yummy.

Brooke said...

Ahhhh!!! I totally do the same thing. Sometimes I have to put myself on time out. Like watching a kid put a puzzle together? Um too much for me so now Ive learned to walk away.

robin said...

i catch myself doing this all the time. i have to be all, "robin, it's okay if they get paint on their hands" or "robin, it's okay if they don't play by the rules in candyland"... stuff like that.

relax. or pretty soon my kids will be writing their memoirs and i'll be made out to look like mommy dearest...

kelly said...

guilty as charged. I am a freakazoid.

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