never nude.

I have been trying to be better about hitting up the gym. Sometimes this means I don't make it until the evening when i'd rather be at home with team Boo. But there is a consolation to this, and that is the totally different eye candy there after 5 P.M. 

If this isn't a guy after my own heart, i don't know what is...

In a perfect world, we would have locked eyes from across the gym, i would be wearing tearaway running shorts that would reveal my own cutoffs underneath, without a word being spoken we would do a high five that morphed into a foot grab. Only in a perfect world. Unfortunately, i fear it isn't quite ready for that (jelly).

Stay tuned for more drag free queens next week! 

team Boo ♥'s you

the next big thing...

I can't even tell you how much i love this .

Why didn't i think of it?

If it were a plate of garlic and cheese fries i would devour it.

If i could, i'd take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.

cause i always wear the same outfit for days, but people just give me crap.

but it also got me thinking...

maybe i should take pictures of ME for 365 days.

...only instead of wearing cute leggings and a dress,

I'll be wearing the same pair of stretch material cutoffs and ACDC t shirt

and i can title it "How far will 30 inches of material stretch?"

and you all could watch as i slowly retain gallons of water

and balloon into a pregnant whale.

It would probably be less inspiring,

but A LOT more amusing.

eh?

team foo.

what is special to me about this photo is that 

...it is my very last with the cutoffs .  

we had a long run.

 and i mean long.

and what you can't see here is my very exposed left butt cheek. 

somehow the fact that i was wearing a bathing suit underneath is what made it seem okay

...why is that anyway?

So even though i am happy in this picture

my legs will never be the same.

(R.I.P. never-nudes)

yay independence!

{via www.mintdesignblog.com}

rocky mountain high.

i love last minute weekend getaways.
this time we went to to the mountains and
{despite my high altitude headache}
had a blast.


also I love cut offs. 
i dont care who's wearing them!
 i'm wearing them RIGHT NOW!!
......
well actually now that i think of it
...pasty man thighs :/
(but other than that snip snip!)

*if you notice, E is not in any of these pictures. This is cause on trips she is in another world.  One in which her parents no longer exist and her bum never needs to be cleaned ;) do you ever miss your kids even though they've been with you the whole time??