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7.17.2009

the next big thing...

I can't even tell you how much i love this .
Why didn't i think of it?
If it were a plate of garlic and cheese fries i would devour it.
If i could, i'd take it behind the middle school and get it pregnant.
cause i always wear the same outfit for days, but people just give me crap.
but it also got me thinking...
maybe i should take pictures of ME for 365 days.
...only instead of wearing cute leggings and a dress,
I'll be wearing the same pair of stretch material cutoffs and ACDC t shirt
and i can title it "How far will 30 inches of material stretch?"
and you all could watch as i slowly retain gallons of water
and balloon into a pregnant whale.
It would probably be less inspiring,
but A LOT more amusing.
eh?

13 comments:

camille said...

if only i had enough accessories to make a black dress different 365 days in a row. sigh!

you are hilariously funny. also, 30 inches of material stretch quite a ways :)

cara. said...

please do not be joking.

TeeTee said...

i love your blog.

moonshinejunkyard said...

i agree with cara. DO IT!!!

Tegan said...

ooh pleasepleasepleaseeeeeeee :)
for your devoted bloggers?
ahaha!

Laura said...

Freakin do it!

littlegypsy. said...

it would be freakin' awesome! do it!

Brooke said...

DO IT!!!!! omg. if you don't i will. and we could watch my body morph into a stud bod. or get fatter. I like it. very amusing!!!

Carolyn said...

good to hear that so many of you want to watch me like a circus freak. i wrote it as a joke, and now i am questioning your reading motives. you all just want to see me go down, don't you?

i see how it is ;)

Kera said...

i triple dog dare you to do it.

Sara said...

That IS worthy of taking behind a middle school and getting it pregnant!

Hot nuggets, I wish I was that cute.

I'm Lindsay! said...

Haha you are hilarious!

ArizonaLewis said...

lol.
i was thinking about 365 close ups of what's in my teeth. we could travel from nacho cheese to red vines.

i looked at that blog for a hour the other night. it's so awesome. and i love that some of the outfits are super retarded but because she's adorable, you hardly notice.

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