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6.09.2010

happy trails.

{This is us passing what was quite possibly the stinkiest highway on the planet}
Some things we've discovered on our trip: -Adam and I have super opposite tastes in music. Well actually we already knew this quite well. But for reconfirmation, I listened to his euro top 40 from 2007 about 27 times before I played one run through of Vampire weekend. Our conversaysh went something like this: (Adam) "are we almost done listening to the crappiest music of all time" ...(me) "yes we finished about 45 minutes ago"...(Adam) "no this. it's like that lame song Chevy Chase dances to" ...He meant Paul Simon. I meant to slap him in the mouth. He's lucky he was driving. -we are the SLOWEST travelers. We can take any 12 hour car ride and turn it into an 18 hour car ride. I mostly blame Adam as he takes twice as long as any woman to leave anywhere. In his defense, im pretty sure he just started his period. It works for us though, we are chillaxers by nature, so we still manage to love eachother the whole way. -my kids lose respect for me once the engine is on. Once when they were messing around and kicking the radio controls in the back. After 17 warnings to shut their faces, I reach to smack at their feet. They start hysterically laughing at me, and I can't help but laugh at my spazzy Joan Crawford moment. -Adam likes to rub it in when he poops 14+ inch dukes, even after I haven't gone in like 4 days. I tell him that's a cruel and equally weird thing to brag about. He stands by his accomplishment. -my kids are definitely retarded at plugging their noses (see above) -road trips turn us all into filthy animals We are on the road yet again (Disneyland here we come) the baby is screaming and we are pulling over for the bajillionth time for me to nurse him... ...we are in road trip heaven :) happy trails friends.
team boo 's you

8 comments:

Kera said...

are you blogging and driving?? i like this play by play. xx

Kyality said...

Maybe he's pooping for the both of you.

Sara said...

I can only pray I find a man with whom I can compare length of stool samples.

Dare to dream...

And who the crap doesn't like Paul Simon???

Blasphemer.

heisschic said...

what i've learned from you today: sense of humor is key when road tripping with kids, nursing, and slighhhtly *ahem* backed up.

MaryPosa said...

It's posts like this that reaffirm my conviction that you are my favorite blog person. Hands down.

As a girl who was literally raised on Paul Simon (i was given a collection of cassette tapes for my 9th birthday) Vampire Weekend haters are an enigma to me. I even do a couple Zumba routines to my beloved VW.

Make sure you watch Captain EO when in Disneyland. You won't regret it.

Ann said...

i have not ever posted on your blog, but i also have never laughed so hard...mainly, b/c that's us, too!

happy vacation!

Tiffany said...

I love your blog. That is all.

missy. said...

i don't think i could handle someone not sharing my taste in music.. i tried that before and it did NOT work out. you are a brave woman c.

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