proof you can't reason with a 3 year old...

last week sheamus covered himself from head to toe in green marker...

"i am Hulk sthmash!" he said proudly.

"oh yeah, looks like you'll be hulk for a while" i smirked.

then sheamus carries on throwing every item of laundry off my bed and pillow in the house onto the floor. But it is only later...after his third man dump (in one morning) that this mom reaches her max in patience.
me:  "Sheamus do you think Hulk poops in a diaper!?"
S:      "no"
me:   "so does he poop in the toilet like a big boy?" (armed with his fantasy, i am poised to manipulate and drive it home...)
S:      "no" he quickly answers again.
me:   (wait, what?) "sooooo, where does he go?"
S:      "Hulk just poops in the STREET." he says without a moments hesitation.

touché my dear. Hulk is SO unpredictable ;)

3 year old......1
(4 if you count the dirty diapers)


Megan Marie said...

oh my hilariousness. they always win.

Same New Story said...

that is too funny!

Laila Of Course! said...

Hahahaha, I love that kid. Little kids' responses are always so precious.

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KLaw said...

Oh my goodness, this is darling! And hoolarious :)

heisschic said...

at least hulk gets it out of the house?

can you imagine walking around the block, or driving home from picking up groceries, and seeing a little towheaded boy -painted green- and squatting in the middle of the street?

i'd laugh (not at him, but what else could you do?) and pray for his mother.

kelly said...

what a little stink pot short and stout.

kelly said...

p.s. i set up a linkeroo so my peeps can read about hulk poop and other boo adventures too.

perfectly peri said...

ha ha ha ha. i laughed so hard right then.
i can't wait to have little chickees of my own.
i'm only 13.
ha ha.

boots said...

BWAHHAHA i think you should get 20 points for cleaning that up!

Caleen said...

HaHaHa!!! That is too cute! Sometimes I wish we could all just poop in the streets. lol.

Sara said...

Valiant effort. If you dyed his poop green, would that make it better or worse?

b. said...

ohhh, i love it!!! too cute. "he poops in the street!" clever kid!

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