lone ranger.

last weekend i was home alone.
no husband no kids
just me, some movies, a double double and an occasional 3 hour nap.
it was incredible. 

I'll admit though, at first i was all:
"will i be lonely? 
i mean...who's gonna kick the door repeatedly while i go to the bathroom?
 ...who is gonna gag at the dinner i serve?
...who will hide logs of poop in the linen closet?
...who's gonna make sure every pillow is thrown on the floor?
...who's gonna grab my boobs when my hands are occupied and i can't defend myself?"

BUT then the car door shut,
 and i was practically doing cartwheels along the 200 degree pavement.

turns out i exist just fine on a weekend alone ;)


chels said...

haha you make me laugh. Glad to hear you had a weekend alone and survived it! :)

{quixotic.elizabeth} said...

OMG - - funniest post ever! You kill me! Yay for weekends alone every now and then!

Lauren Elizabeth said...

yay! everyone needs some "me" time, as my mom likes to call it. :)

Brooke said...

Mmmm... double double! Spread and lettuce only please! So yummy. Being alone is fun... then it gets boring and quiet. How I love chaos. :) Thanks for the sweet words on my blog! Your amazing.

Kera said...

is it the kids or the hubs that grab your boobs? if it's your hubs, welcome to the freaking club.

jasmine said...

hahahaha! that's awesome! i'm glad you got some time to yourself. i'll bet it was rejuvenating.

Nathaniel and Rachel Allen! said...

Hi Carolyn! I'm in your ward, we've talked like once... I heard you had a fun blog, so I decided to check it out and I'm lovin it :) You crack me up! mmmmmmmmmmmm... I love me some In-n-Out!!!!

Carolyn said...

the kids are more "pokers"
my three year old refers to them as "ball tummies"

its the huz that likes to violate.

cara. said...

you are the funniest person on the internet.

TeeTee said...

You make me smile:)

Carolyn said...

cara, now just stop it.

i can see all the people who know me in real life just rolling their eyes...thanks though! its a very nice ( but so far from true) thing to say ;) I'm blushing.

littlegypsy. said...

funny girl!

Nathaniel and Rachel Allen! said...

Oh my. Thanks for the flattering words! I.Hate.Conducting. and let's be honest, you are the beautiful stylish one... funny I told my husband about you as well. He knows I look forward to seeing what you wear every Sunday! Good news, I think I'm over being scared of you now and we CAN be "real life friends" :)

ArizonaLewis said...

i haven't had a weekend to myself yet but with the 2 or 3 hour stints i get ocassionally, i fill the feedbag with m&m's, strap it on and catch up on some trashtastic VH1ness without blinking for the first 2 hours.

then brandon comes home and gives me: "i thought you had so much to catch up on. what have you been doing?"

and i say: "feeling my soul again by studying daisy of love's frozen face. oh, and not get barfed on."


Laura said...

You're a natural Gypsy Feet-er! Love this post and pic.

*this daisy said...

i'm bored.
yes, carolyn, i am complaining about my boredom here, on your blog. not that your blog is boring (how could it ever be?! i just love it), but the fact is, i'm actually just bored.

this is the bored girl, singing off. hope your day wasn't as meh as mine. lalala.

(back to usual self tomorrow. probably. hopefully.)

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