-First: pregnancy loves to hate me, and vice versa.
-Second: I am certain that all of the cuteness in the world has been used up by my friend Vida's new baby girl.
-Which brings me to my third and most important reason: I only want half mexican children from now on (the hairier the better). So to solve all of these issues i am taking applications for a sweet and beautiful mexican girl who will bear Adam's children for the next few years. Yes, no, yes...maybe?
ok, so here's the REAL reason....
fun fact: i actually grow babies in my chest cavity.
*Note: the NON use of the word "prego," for each time i hear this hackneyed term i want to blow myself to the moon. Feel free to contribute to my list of "words that exist that shouldn't" for a later post.
3 comments:
okay, you are seriously hilarious! you make me laugh so hard (and at this point in my pregnancy i almost pee my pants). i'll keep my eyes open for cute mexican chicks willing to bear children for you.
Well I don't have any mexican girls in mind (but you could probably find a bunch at the high schools in downtown Phoenix) but I do know a mexican guy that might be able to do the trick four you... but I guess that wouldn't solve the pregnant bust issue! Your blog is hilarious but I don't think I can look at that bull picture again because I really will vomit!
Is that real!? Holy cow are you growing twins in your boobs? I don't remember that...amazingly.
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