(except when it's not)
Elyott says that pretty much all the girls in her class have boyfriends, but they don't go to their school.
I said "that probably means they don't really have boyfriends."
"No, they do!" she says "it's Justin 'Bea-ver'"
My guess is that, unbeknownst to him, he's dating every second grader on the planet (that two timing piece of crap). So it has finally happened guys...
...Elyott is 8 years old. and she has "Beaver" Fever.
And despite it's borderline inappropriate and very unintended pun, I just don't have the heart to correct her on his name...yet. Also i have just been informed that baby words like "tummy" and "potty" and "bum" are officially graduated in Elyott land. Which makes sense now that "Beav" is a household name ;)
team Boo ♥'s you
(Miley Cyrus is SO five minutes ago)