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2.06.2011

T.N.T.

Elyott ducked into a neighbors house last week on an emergency potty run. And theeeeeen she came out with this. 


"Ty's mom said i could have it!"
...yes love...i'm sure she did. 
And what kind of mother would i be if i deprived my child a free 4 foot hot pink super static-y gorilla?? 
(answer: the kind who wished she had just let her kid pee her pants)




Love is:
spending "quality" time together


...this is what quality time means to Handsome Bob (who filmed and created the following):

dodge ball on Vimeo.


you see, it all worked out in the end. Ty's mom got rid of the giant gorilla from her house, and then we hit her kid (in the blue shirt) in the face with a giant rubber ball :)

(another bonus: after posting this video we'll probably never get asked to babysit for the rest of our lives!!!)
team Boo 's you


p.s. please don't report us to CPS :)


p.p.s. oooh Renee i forgot...what you didn't see in the video is that our walls are actually made out of candy, and instead of walking we just ride hover boards. 

Plus my body transforms into Justin Bieber. sooooo....

23 comments:

kellie said...

okay, that video just made my day! and your house looks like it's party central!

chelsey meyer said...

ummm how amazing is your house for kiddos! also i busted out laughing when that horrible gorilla showed up on the tramppp.

Kara said...

the only thing your house was missing was a huge pink gorilla. now you have the most fun house on the block. also, i just got punched because drew isn't in the video. he wants to run to your house "RIGHT NOW!"

ArizonaLewis said...

oh man.
dikefest is what it's all about.
i actually wish you were our grandparents.
totally worth the neck injuries.

MaryPosa said...

Ahhh, that song is bringing back such memories of Tony Hawk Pro Skater 4.

So is this what people do who live in the desert? Build crazy parks with swings and trampolines inside the house? You Arizonians are wacky (or just evil geniuses?)
Either way, it's awesome and clever.

Your kids have got some pretty radical ninja skills.

Renee said...

My house has a trampoline too. A bigger one. Inside a pool. And we have a six-foot gorilla, actually. And it comes to life and teaches my kids Mandarin, so... And we throw boulders at our kids. Just so you know... And my kids are real ninjas, so... and they can go invisible, which is a little better. And I can transform my body into a rollercoaster, so....
-=Penelope

Yeah, okay, Your house is the coolest.

teamBoo said...

oooh Renee i forgot...what you didn't see in the video is that our walls are actually made out of candy, aaand instead of walking we just ride hover boards.

Plus my body transforms into Justin Bieber. sooooo....
(rollercoaster bodies are so 2009)

Kailey said...

This video is too funny!

A trampoline indoors?? Can i come play at your house?

Brooke said...

Ummmm... I think I grew up in the wrong family.... can I come live with you?! Holy floggnard that was amazing. Im in love.

JoJo said...

I can't let my kids see this or they will think they are growing up in the lamest house ever.

And I can't let my husband see this or he will transform our house into a a replica of yours...which seems kind of like a good idea. =)

abby said...

pearl was in the middle of telling me something but she stopped short when she saw that monstrosity and said, "OH, i want that. i want that." i'm dying that you have that thing.

and i'm still laughing about your arm flab comment.

p.s. i asked my kids what love is and they gave the lamest answers. like i put them in timeout, they were so lame. your kids get an indoor trampoline, mine get excessive timeouts! we'll see who ends up awesomer!

Ash said...

You have a trampoline inside of your house.
I'm awestruck.
Do your kids realize that you are the best mom ever?

Brissa said...

i want your house. i want my future kids to have your house. i want your kids. you can keep the monkey. it scares me.
i love this video.

Jennifer W said...

Stumbled on your blog after a wayward google search the other day. I must say, the RN in me is terrified at this video(!), the kid in me is in complete awe and the mother in me is glad my kid is too young to envy your house :)

my name is lauren. said...

ummmm....coolest parents EVER. true story. seriously...every time i read your blog you only make me want to have kids more and more. you guys seem like you have a blast :).

mena said...

this is how life is meant to be lived. :) my kind of house...my kind of family....rock on!!!

littlegypsy. said...

trampoline in the house? i'm in. i want to be a kid again and come live with you!

staycie said...

ok so this is my favorite post ever. and WHAT, does that monkey have boobs??

S and K said...

Next time we're over I think I'm going to have to bust out some of my ninja skills!!! And I will be asking E if he's ever been pelted by balls while playing at your house!!!! ;) I'm glad my kids have parents like you in their lives so they know what fun is ALL about! You guys rock....but you knew that already!

Megan Marie said...

hahahahahahaha. too fun.

kimbrali said...

i am so glad someone else does this. we arent lucky enough to have a tramp in our house although that would be AMAZING but we do love to play the "run across the living room while mom and dad throw hard decorative pillows at you to make you fall" game.
your kids are so very lucky.

kelly said...

i don't even have words for this video. That's good entertainment.

and lena in all her glory wouldn't participate in the love quest. she kept saying "but I DON'T KNOW!" I DON'T KNOW!" and cried when I told her to forget it. sooo...

Buffalo Gal said...

i won't show this to Hans...man your house is a danger zone! it's kind of like the McGee's house in the suburban, 2011, not on a farm version... ;}

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