girl you know its true.

 (sheamus pouting cause his teeth are real...and white)

this week:

...was chalk full of dental work. Elyott had 8 cavities. EIGHT! One that ended up with a silver crown. I told her it was fancy. Sheamus came home from school in a good mood until he saw Elyott's "golden tooth" and was completely jealous. It probably didn't help that i told him to go look at the buried treasure she had in her mouth. It's okay though, we've devised a plan of fruit snacks before bed each night that will put him well on his way to a full grill by 1st grade. 


Then I went and got a couple fills into two holes i'd aquired from gritting my teeth at night (another reason i am adorable when i sleep). Adam told me when i got home that he "could tell my face was swollen". Only it wasn't, cause all they did was put some composite in the tops. Thanks though. That may or may not have driven me into the warm embrace of like three ice cream sandwiches.

I know I have (even recently) subscribed to the word "amazeballs." However, and you can call me a word snob, it is officially 86'ed out of my life and you wanna know why? Because I heard Juliana Rancic say it on E news last week, and i threw up a little in my throat. You know the girl that stands next to Ryan Secrest and weighs like 56 pounds (and is "trying SO hard to gain 5 pounds so she can get pregnant" but is full of crap cause i know the real reason she hasn't and it's cause she's made of wax. And wax people can't birth children cause...they are wax. but maybe, that's also why she hasn't been able to gain weight?? aww, now i feel bad. Sorry Juliana.) That's why.


*tomorrow i will be choosing a winner for the pillow giveaway cause...

 ooh ooh ooooh Boo ♥'s you
(remember? cause the title was a Milli Vanilli reference...keep up guys)

*also don't feel dumb if you have used this word here before...you didn't know better ;) I'm just simply trying to make the world a better place...one word at a time.