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9.10.2010

girl you know its true.


 (sheamus pouting cause his teeth are real...and white)

this week:

...was chalk full of dental work. Elyott had 8 cavities. EIGHT! One that ended up with a silver crown. I told her it was fancy. Sheamus came home from school in a good mood until he saw Elyott's "golden tooth" and was completely jealous. It probably didn't help that i told him to go look at the buried treasure she had in her mouth. It's okay though, we've devised a plan of fruit snacks before bed each night that will put him well on his way to a full grill by 1st grade. 


Then I went and got a couple fills into two holes i'd aquired from gritting my teeth at night (another reason i am adorable when i sleep). Adam told me when i got home that he "could tell my face was swollen". Only it wasn't, cause all they did was put some composite in the tops. Thanks though. That may or may not have driven me into the warm embrace of like three ice cream sandwiches.

I know I have (even recently) subscribed to the word "amazeballs." However, and you can call me a word snob, it is officially 86'ed out of my life and you wanna know why? Because I heard Juliana Rancic say it on E news last week, and i threw up a little in my throat. You know the girl that stands next to Ryan Secrest and weighs like 56 pounds (and is "trying SO hard to gain 5 pounds so she can get pregnant" but is full of crap cause i know the real reason she hasn't and it's cause she's made of wax. And wax people can't birth children cause...they are wax. but maybe, that's also why she hasn't been able to gain weight?? aww, now i feel bad. Sorry Juliana.) That's why.


*tomorrow i will be choosing a winner for the pillow giveaway cause...

 ooh ooh ooooh Boo 's you
(remember? cause the title was a Milli Vanilli reference...keep up guys)
*also don't feel dumb if you have used this word here before...you didn't know better ;) I'm just simply trying to make the world a better place...one word at a time.

7 comments:

cara. said...

this whole post, amazing.

i type that as the cub plays with the draino....

Taylor K said...

This post is great. I ran to the warm embrace of some wheat thins and a block of sharp cheddar {and an entire bottle of sauvignon blanc} when I was feeling jilted by a 'might have been' man situation last night. STUPID BOYS!

Sara said...

8 cavities?

Can you just yank them all out and start over?

Don't those things grow back like 5 times anyway?

AmyLee said...

boy don't i feel silly for saying amazeballs in the previous post. i'm definitely joining the "amazedic" team now. thanks arizona lewis.

this post was definitely amazedic. amazing & rediculous, all at once.

abby said...

so i thought my son had ONE cavity and the new pediatric dentist we were referred to told me he has at least FIVE! WHAT?!? i feel your pain. i think this dentist is a little crooked though.

Christopher said...

Like Uncle like Niece. I think I had 7 cavities at one time around Elyott's age...Must run in the family.

Courtney said...

I laughed out loud multiple times at this post. I think you need to write a book :)

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