t.m.i.

25 random things i may, or may not be, ashamed of:



1. I have been bitten 4 dogs.  And i am now officially afraid of most of them (and also still of the dark)


2. I have really ugly feet


3. I peed my pants pretty consistently from laughing until about age 20.


4. I collect robots


5. I hate mayonaise on ANYTHING, except for brocolli and artichokes (i've only recently found out this isn't normal?)


6. I hate my name...and unless i were a 60 year librarian from Montana or....a Retired Title Agent from Orlando or maybe a Black Jack dealer in Atlantic city or...{actually, that's all i got} I probably always will.


7. Once, while training for a race, i ate an entire Ben and Jerry's smores pint every night 5 nights in a row (to spare you the math, that is more than 6000 calories)


8. To me a ripped magazine is as good as trash, as is the idiot who ripped it.


9. When someone ends a sentence or question with "at" i want to smack their mouth.


10. I am usually late.


11. I know all of the words to Cinderella, TLC's "Waterfalls" (including the "break it down") and most Reba McEntire songs.


12.  I have the WORST geographical knowledge, but a good sense of direction (hmm??)


13. I don't wear a wedding ring. (my first one broke, my second one fell in the ocean)


14. My boobs were once naturally a size 34"H" (a.k.a. frigging ridiculous)


15. I am half British, and (on an unrelated note) hate Australian accents


16. I love playing games (and accidentally hum songs through most of them)


17. I don't follow American Idol and i could never stand watching David Archuletta perform (gasp.....yes she did!)


18. Gave birth to both my babies inescapably without pain killers.


19. I use a fork to eat ice cream


20. I secretly pray for my life to be spared every time i take of in an airplane.


21. I have freckles from head to toe.


22. I love pulling weeds.


23. Eat all cereal and cookies with water.


24. My nostrils are about the same size as a newborn baby


25. I commonly mix dreams with reality(my husband loves this) for instance for years i believed that my grandma's dog could really smile on command, or yesterday that Adam mentioned he'd like to re-do the colors in our bedroom so it would "look less like a living room"

*and why, you ask, would anyone care about such useless information?...you'll have to ask Facebook.