In the span of one week I popped not one, but 2 buttons off pants while I was wearing them! Not to mention my favorite jeans that did this:
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Is this some sick joke? Have i sold my soul to the devil in exchange for a few pans of seven layer bars?? Caught between two marathon training downtime...A few overly ambitious stints at the junk cupboard, and i am ready to star in that new subway commercial .
Alas, this week i am giving away those delusional-when-i-bought-them-but-were-$10-at-Anthropologie-so-i-had-to-buy-them-even-if-they-would-only-fit-for-a-week-even-if-i-starved-myself-for-five-pants....and will go buy the denial free jeans that fit me now, and rock them anyway. Cause i do like my shape, and this is my attempt to prove it to the world without flashing my left cheek or flattening car tires with my rogue buttons ;)
p.s. my girl turned 6!! check back for a soon for the account of her celebration and more!
p.p.s. bogging vacations are great for getting crap done. I maybe just took a really long one ;)
4 comments:
glad you are back from your blogging break....that I DO NOT approve of, but whatever. Thanks for making me laugh today with the great post! and I can only feel so sad about you even stinking fitting into a size 26!!!! oh the days when I was back in JUNIOR HIGH!!! But the buttons popping off did made me think of that funny commercial--don't know what that commerical is for but it cracks me up everytime!
Whatever! You are already too cute and skinny that it is sickening. And I don't feel bad that you have to go and buy a bigger pair of jeans. So instead of a 2 you are now a 4? LOL
I was on this not eating kick and was down like 6 pounds, and was all excited because I weighed less than half of what Jason does. But then I got into the "damn, fresh croissants are freaking delicious" kick and those pounds somehow found me again. When I got onto the Wii fit I had to tell it a little white lie that I had on "thick" clothing to try and delude myself that those buttery biscuits of sin didn't go straight to my butt. hehe
Oh well, I have another 2 weeks until Valentine's day to work off those pesky pounds.
I can't wait to see the birthday pics. :)
I certainly can't say that I don't have a few pairs of jeans that look like that myself. No shame in that.
phew. i was wondering when those 7 layer bars were going to start packing on the lbs. you know that was my evil plan all along. make carolyn seven layer bars and she will gain weight. maybe i am like my mom. yikes!
whatever skinnybutt. just go to the gym for a week and you will be back into your skinny jeans.
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