the fastest thing

Me: What was your favorite part about the fall festival at school?

E: oh, the 'slider one' {bouncy house}...I went faster than the two babies that were on it!

Me: You are so big and fast cause you're 5 years old. They are still just learning how to move their bodies, huh.

E: I know and i went so fast like 'fpth!'....like as fast as a fart!

Me: {laughing} Wow, i don't think there's anything faster!

{Then we both secretly coveted these pants}