1. The plentiful convenience food we whole heartedly consume....
...as i watched my kids eat their weight in cheetos on the drive there.
...also me pounding an entire package of about 15 chips ahoy cookies, dispite its contents tasting exactly like envelope glue.
2. Freedom of speech...
-my family's very candid conversations about"after-birth"
-most importantly, my mom's casual inquiry as to the size of my brother-in-law's junk.
-me: "hey sweetie did you have an accident?" elyott: "well... just a tiny bit." (Riiiiiight.)
3. Rummikub and Flight of the Conchords marathon week, and my delirious step dad's near laughing heart attack during episode 4...(poor grandpa needs a nappy).
4. The anthem of our weekend...
-Elyott's repeat requests of Enrique Iglesias "Ping Pong Song" (yes it is as awesome as it sounds) adding "this is how daddy feels about you mom." Awwwww...wait, what?
-both kids robot dancing to freezepops "bike thief": they really know how to make a mamma proud.
5. That good ole' American spirit...
-the crazies yelling at us for sitting on grass in front of "their hotel room territory" to watch the fireworks. The most annoying part: their matching Old Navy american flag t-shirts.
-10 minutes later some fast talking chola ready to throw down with another group of fireworks spectators. Ironically screaming "I am a good F*%$#*@ mom you piece of bleeping beep," with her 2 year old on her hip (picture the classic pointed "attitude finger" all up and down). Happy 4th of july fellow Americans!
On the way up to Hearst castle
(rare photos of Sheamus without his blasted "bink")
3 comments:
There are a couple to many pictures of childrens backsides in this post. Sounds like a pretty fantastic weekend though. Not as cool as boot racing but you'll get there some day.
So, Brandon and I have been reading your blog and have come to the conclusion that you're way cooler than us. Compliment and insult intended. We can never hang out now- unless you bring it down a notch. You're on watch.
I luf it! Good ol smelly, always good for a laugh. At least we know she likes to have a good time! And you are jealous, cause I can leave comments on yours....BFF. No worries, people will always know now!
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