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9.26.2011

(un) Funny Girl

*(not funny)


Soooooo....What the "H" boo?
What happened to blogging through your school fog? liar.


That's me.
A fatty fat fatty overshooting liar.
Actually i wasn't lying, cause i still have plans, and the intent is pure.
 but i'm gathering momentum and skillz.
(momentum and skillz? sounds cryptic...and a lot like another lie.)


The good thing about school? more frequent (socially pressured) showering. 
The bad? There is no time for anything else (that doesn't have a pulse and live in my house).


It's hard to learn serious crap and make "awesome jokes". Unless it's at someone else's expense, which i don't like to do publically (like the adorable old lady-teenage-apple doll in my class who at her ripe old apple doll age never fails to be age-inappropriately dressed. Complete with half up half down long hair and jean mini skirts) I don't really feel like I can bust out joke-less posts around here any more. I set the tone and now i am married to it. (Wow, I think i just broke my horn's tooting chain. yay metaphors!) It's just that I'm feeling a bit comically retarded at the moment (please no one email me about cavalierly using the word "retarded").

Okay so scratch that, i'm not saying i am so awesome and funny. Let's instead say weird, humorously awkward?...okay, idiotic (said in boring voice). Unfortunately these clssasic "d-list knee slappers" (?) have been violently displaced from my brain by the square roots of standard deviations and polyatomic ions . I'll give you 10 dollars if you can make a joke out of that. And you can't say "your face is a standard deviation" cause i already tried that.

(it works every time, and also never).


...you could tell me some of your funny stories/funny things you've seen on the web (minus animal videos. I exhausted that avenue last week).


team Boo 's you

4 comments:

Ariel said...

We have major humor problems over here too...apparently my husband thinks going back to school for your Masters, working full-time in the military (read: be on call 24/7...and be annoyed 24/7), trying to parent 2 littles, and moving homes, all while trying to work-out, eat right, and be a human is pretty damn near impossible, and yet he is doing it all (read: I am doing a LOT of it). I am glad someone else who is cool is up to their eyeballs in standard deviations, cause' so am I and I may look busy but I don't know what I am doing....why did I say I would take over the research class???? Boo for school...but it is the only way we can get out of the military....so YAY for graduate school! YAY!

Nessa @{Casa Braaflat} said...

I found a pair of my underwear on the community dryer while doing laundry one day. I thought that was pretty funny and equal parts humiliating & mortifying! See story here:

http://casabraaflat.blogspot.com/2011/09/airing-dirty-laundry.html

Jeanine Reunion said...

Are you taking statistics too?
You go girl!

Your mamma's face!

// J i l l said...

Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? 

A: A ferrous wheel: 
Fe - Fe
/ \
Fe Fe
\ /
Fe - Fe

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