You know what is so annoying about blogs? It seems like everyone is always going on vacations...gag, right? I realize posting about the CA trip I'm on now just makes me a total B-hole. So instead of gloating about eating funnel cakes on the boardwalk and reading Bossypants on the beach until I almost peed - it might make you happy to know that, no matter how many vacations i've taken this summer, my kid still diarrheas when he eats too many blueberries...and I still have crotch biscuits*. Mine just might be a little tanner than yours is all.
*Tina Fey for "inner thigh fat" (thanks Taylor :)
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