wish-y wash-y

-I wish my body would dance as awesome it does in my brain.
-I wish tina fey and i were best friends.
-i wish i were an expert seamstress
-I wish my default outfit didn't include cutoff maternity pants.
-I wish I didn't have a worthless memory.
-I wish i were allergic to Adam's ridiculous milkshakes he makes almost nightly before bed
-i wish it were cute when I drooled (see above)

team boo ♥'s you
(and baby's Tarzan toes)