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7.08.2009

you might be pregnant if....




1. you prefer rodeo stench to that of the Taco Bell drive through.

2. you go into Walmart unrepentantly wearing sunglasses, a muumuu, leggings and slippers.

3. you dry heave in the rocks outside your backdoor, and then throw up in your sink

4. you'd rather wet your bed than risk vertical induced nausea.

5. even your leggings are too tight

6. your cleavage starts to look like a chubby "coin slot"

7. chocolate sounds gross for the first time in the history of the WORLD.

8. you run into fellow bloggers on the 4th of July who publish a group picture on their blog where they look fabulous and you look like you just chugged a gallon of salt water {and no you do not get a link}

9. your kids eat saltines for lunch, with you, in your bed

10. then later you find those same neglected and unsupervised children playing games like this:




here we go folks...
{yes i'm pregnant}




*also, I got my iPhone back!!! so now I can play Word Warp shamelessly...until my soul turns black.

36 comments:

Leigha said...

I don't want to have misread this post and make an ass out of u and me.. But I'm still going to say congradulations. :)

Megan Marie said...

yes yes yes yes yes! not about the being sick. but now we are in a club. i've been reading my posts from when i felt so crappy, man was i bleak. you are certainly keeping your cool. good luck!!

Kara said...

happy you are joining the club. sorry, but lately it feels like a load of crap.

i should erase that and just say yeah, congrats!!!

Broadobalds said...

congratulations!!!! you looked amazing on saturday---I don't know what swolleness you speak of. You thinking crazy thoughts might be another side effect of pregnancy...

moonshinejunkyard said...

you are NOT!!!! thought you were waiting for that mexcian surrogate mamacita. but anyway, congrats! can't wait to see if he or she is just as amazingly adorable as the others. but sorry for the sickyness.

Carolyn said...

I know right?!? why didn't anyone take me up on that? I vow from this moment on to never do this again!

juuuust kidding Jeanine....{kinda}

Shelly Smith said...

Congratulations Carolyn! We had dinner with your dad,Wendy, Shelby, Seth and Gray and your "dropped" the news.. Can't be happier for you!!! We love you!!! (but maybe you should hide the plastic bags for awhile---that game was a little scary!)

Shelly and Aunt Evelyn

TeeTee said...

congratulations!

Tegan said...

aww congratulations!!! and all in a cryptic post.. we wouldn't have you any other way caroyln :)

m. estelle said...

oh my goodness. this is the happiest news of my whole day.
woohoo.
xo
e

{quixotic.elizabeth} said...

Wow! I'm so happy for you...er, not for the sickness though! ;)

Yay for baby no. 3!

Lauren Elizabeth Gray said...

yay!!!!!!!!!!! i am so excited for you! :)

boots said...

heheehehehee. YAY! congrats girl, you will make yet another beautiful child. so blessed!

valerie said...

Congrats!!!!

Courtney said...

Yea! So happy for you! Hope you feel better soon.

Kera said...

holy crap! this is exciting! now you're official official. and please post that pic on like an oxymoron/treehuggers website or something. It could almost be hung in a gallery as a statement on the global crisis.

Lindsay said...

Oh my gosh, yay! Congrats! I'm sorry that you are feeling so sick though :(

The Payne family said...

I ran into your mom and Kent in Prescott over the 4th and your mom spilled the beans to me already. I was wondering when you were going to make the post! Congrats! Can't wait to follow the fun posts that will undoubtedly come from this!

missy. said...

Oh hunny congrats!! I'm way excited for you and your family. New babies are so fun.

Addie Gaylord said...

crap i am sorry your sick but oh so excited that your pregnant. and just so you know that is how i look every time i am at walmart only 114 times worse and im not pregnant so your still doing really good in my book.
and of course still obsessed with your blog and check it like a million times a day and not to mention so do all my sisters :)

sorry i couldn't help you out with the mexican surragote child thing, maybe if i was promised i wouldn't gain any weight or morph into a ginormous whale.

CC. said...

congrats chica! thats exciting

Krista said...

hoorah for you and your little fam!

Artsy Aut said...

Great news! Congrats!!! Hope you feel better soon!

Erin said...

Congrats!

stacie and geoffrey... said...

congraaaaats! you should make sure to be prego for a lot of your life, you make pretty babies!

cara. said...

AHHHHHHHHHHH. congratulations.

sorries in advance to your boobies.

littlegypsy. said...

congratulations! another cutie on the way!

Brooke said...

OH MY GOODNESS!!! :)))) Congrats!!!! I will live vicariously through you!
I call boy...

Brooke said...

ps. I saw the picture of you on the fourth...um and you look HOT!

Carrie Leanne said...

WOW! CONGRATULATIONS!!!! That is so exciting! Especially to read back one post and now understand why you were feeling that way!!! The world needs more beautiful babies like yours. xo

ArizonaLewis said...

rude.
congrats fatty.
:)

Carolyn said...

yes brooke, i was puffy AND sweaty. thanks for rubbing it in ;)

Rose Red said...

When I was little I once made a spacesuit out of plastic bags. I love how kids can have fun with anything.

I love your blog.

Brooke said...

I mean Hot as in hoooooottttt! Not sweaty lol.

Anne said...

Congrats!!!

Chandra said...

I just got home from a baby shower and it was so totally boring. Then I read this. It still doesn't make the baby shower any less boring, but we are both happy for you guys, you make cute kids.

PS I rather take a nap than go to a baby shower.

PSS Pregnant women are adorable. Including you. :)

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