To NorCal with love...

we. are. BACK.
we had tons of fun.
but, as we all know, the worst part of vacation is returning home...
-kids who are demanding full time entertainment
-cranky mom
-kids making more messes faster than i can clean them
-no food in the house = again, cranky mom
{even the gym was closed!! what the heck??}

Sheamus accused me of being a "serious monster mom"...but i have justified this title due to the fact that traveling constipation aka: "vacation poo syndrome" has caused him {who claims we have "no toilets"} to poop a weeks worth of burritos and sandy chips into his underwear just this morning. This has turned my already explosion of a house into a disgusting buttercupped explosion of a house. And i am ready to blow myself to the moon.

 So while i gather my is a photo montage of our adventures ;)


missy. said...

Love that your little boy has Lighting McQueen Crocks. Very nice. Jealous you got to spend a week in the sun. Glad to see you had fun!

theyearoflivingthriftily said...

what lovely photos. it looks like a perfect little vacation, cranky kids and all.

TeeTee said...

yay! you're back!

looks like you all had some fun!

Laura said...

Oh my goodness. You are so gross. I love it. Perfectly barftastic word choices.

perfectly peri said...

so beatutiful.
i have a question.
how do you make a 'button'.
so that people can put them on their blogs?
i am very curious.
I love looking at your blog!

love peri

Kyality said...

Oh, so you posted a picture of the swings that mysteriously didn't include me. Interesting. What, did you Photoshop me out or something? That's it, no Hawaii.

Carolyn said...

kyle! I would never!

...two rows up from shirt...your dangling can't mistake those gams ;)

P.S. i love the self appointed leverage you've attached to your invitation. We would BE so lucky...

okay fine.
we would.

ArizonaLewis said...

saaaaame here.
yippee for vacations.
nippeee for the aftermath.
let's just say the only thing that could coax me off the slip and slide while downing my 3rd bitters and soda was the real house wives of n.j. show.
today was full of abdomen bites, 2 milk sippy explosions, trails of missed piss all throughout the kitchen (on the way to the potty training chair) and a bowl full of mac and cheese dropped in my lap.
Lord help me.
Or forgive me for kinda getting drunk.
so happy you're home-

Kyality said...

Oh crap. You're right I'm totally there! I guess I better start saving my Maui money. Grrrrrrrr.

Anne said...

What awesome pictures. I love the vibrant colors!

Lindsay said...

Glad you are back! It looks like you had tons of fun. Love the pics!

raquel & raul said...

Great pictures! :) Love your blog. You're hilarious.

boots said...

a weeks worth of sandy chips. BWAHAHAHAHAHA your halarious. ps i did miss you.

CC. said...

love your sons crocs. and LOVEEEE the colors. wonderful colors for sure. hope you enjoyed ur vacayy!


Broadobalds said...

Looks like so much fun. Nice photos.

jasmine said...

holy cow! these photos are gorgeous. you're kind of amazing, carolyn. of course, you already knew that. :)

Cassie said...

Awesome pics.! Great blog, too! :)

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