Why cant i be productive AND blog? I'll tell you why....cause it is against the rules of this universe! So that is why i've been MIA. But i'm still grateful to you patient readers :) Please enlighten me if you are good at balancing the two. My friend once wisely wrote this to me in an email...
When i get on a "blogging roll", my kids start eating Doritos for dinner, and i don't even buy chips! {figure that one out} And then i feel like a robo-mom....which isn't SO bad, cause robots are super trendy right now {wink wink.}
"I was supposed to be putting my finishing touches on my Mom's album, and I got sucked into cyberheaven on Earth.....or is it HELL??? in disquise. Now look what you did, Mac!!! You ruin all my plans and aspirations! You make me envy and lust after better people and pretty things!
Instead of DOING stuff I just sit with you and fester about possibilities, ideas, projects and purchases. You manipulate me to set the bills aside and ignore the laundry buzzer, the tired sticky baby and the whiny hungry child. Everyday that I come around you rob me of my valuable time. And still I come back to you, again and again...to be lured into your snare, and seduced by your hypnotic glare."
When i get on a "blogging roll", my kids start eating Doritos for dinner, and i don't even buy chips! {figure that one out} And then i feel like a robo-mom....which isn't SO bad, cause robots are super trendy right now {wink wink.}
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Anywho, you will all be glad to know that my kids have been eating normal meals, nails clipped, swim lessoned, cleanly clothed and thoroughly cuddled by their human mother. please accept this as a consolation for my affections...
....thanks for understanding :)
*I can't lie, even though he is an inch SHORTER than me, and once played a half goat man...i just want to french him.
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can completely relate.
no need to feel pressured on the "tag" post. just think of it as ammunition when you want to blog and don't know what to blog about. i release you.
you're awesome, carolyn.
HAHAHAHAHAHA! yep, like cara i can completely relate. okay, well not completely because that would mean that i had kids and actual responsibilities asides from school haha, but close to completely. you will always ben forgiven for a lack of posting because whenever you do post, WOW oh WOW they are amazing and hilarious and creative, and always brighten up my day.
Im not really one to talk, my kid only ate graham crackers today-for all 3 meals!
I love this post... and I totally agree with you.
I think my computer is evil.
is the french ambition spurred by last king of scotland, or that one weird movie with keira, cause i thought both. scotland, because he made out with a black girl and thats me, and the weird one bc it was just hot up in that library scene. yummy.
I totally know where you're coming from! It is funny. When my life is full of fun things or even un-fun work away from my computer I hardly remember to post anything. When I'm stuck studying for finals or writing papers I just can't stop. It is a sickness. Every few hours I'm posting again... Ekk! (I realize this isn't a total parallel... but still... problems balancing regardless!)
Sadly, I don't have any advice on the matter. I guess I like being sick. When I'm busy I just don't care about the blog (of course, there are only about 5 people who even read mine... and they're with me half of the time so it doesn't matter much anyway) and when I'm supposed to be studying I enjoy the break. Blogging fills the fun-void.
yes...aaaand yes! {kera} also i liked him in wanted and becoming jane. IT's funny cause he can look so puny and european at times, but i still want to jump his bones??
you're so hilarious when you do post that i don't think it matters how often you do it. i'm glad your kids aren't running around naked with dirty faces and doritos breath.
I HEART this blog! Makes me laugh outloud. BTW-- my husband says doritos cover your dairy, vegi (corn chip) and starch for the day... good going;)
Mmmm... dreamy Scottish guy... I would definitely lick his face once or twice. Okay fine, three times, but after that, I think I could control myself. Maybe.
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