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9.17.2013

hello again, friend of a friend

I think this photo does a pretty good job of filling you in on the last year of my life. Seriously thick Miss Lippy-esque bangs, chipped fingernails, dead eyes...our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!

I went back to school for a while but the only thing I can tell I do better now is type without looking at my fingers. And before you get all typing snob on me, please understand that my keyboard stage fright began in 3rd grade with the pressure of all my classmates already playing Oregon Trail when I was still only half way through my home row exercises. Also I was one of the last years in high school that still strictly used tangible BOOKS for research paper bibliography. It was a different time. A more innocent time. A time before 5th graders sexted their boyfriends.

But I made you a video! Cause everyone likes a good drug flick. An added bonus is that you get to hear my voice voice instead of just my brain voice. I can't tell if it's sounds normal here or if its just my judgmental landlord voice (that wont make sense until you watch it) So many layers to my many (adorable) voices! 

team Boo 's you

9 comments:

Pack 160 said...

Oregon Trail! Our library had Oregon Trail, but I was too old to play on the computers :(
-shelby

Tippetts said...

This makes me feel like our old landlord's complaints were a bit unjustified...

Kelli Anderson said...

DYING. this is hilarious and awesome.

also, second that tippetts comment.

SGM said...

Right now I am very confused as to why you are not Conan's sidekick. Submit this, will you?

Goose, geese, gayse. although I would never admit it in public, I'm glad I don't own a meth house.

alliehoopes said...

i will pay you money if you make a video every single day. I feel enriched in my soul.

T.RIPPY said...

I'm dry heaving but I'm also dying laughing so...win-win!

Buffalo Gal said...

Carolyn...you have out done yourself...this is hilarious....I wanna meth house too! :(

Valerie said...

wait, I need to know WHY were you in a meth house? so so funny. But I was also nervous for you like one was gonna jump out from behind the door and eat your face. oh wait that's bath salts, right? you are funny.

Megan Marie said...

Are you really in Portland now? Or in Arizona, 'cause I can move. I'm pretty sure I want to be neighbors.

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