famewhores unite.

  

I was nominated for a blogluxe award.

Which in itself makes my palms all clammy with discomfort.  Pitted against blogs with hundreds of readers, some over a thousand. Basically it is too late in the game for me to even come close to winning {seeing as how i have 7 votes and voting ends on the 6th.}  Believe me, I have gone back and forth on posting this button...cause to me {kinda like ginormous t-shirts with bikini bodies printed on the front} these contests exist to torture us all...with judgement. Which is something i welcome about as much as I want a sweaty indecent Antonio Sabato Jr. to demand a piggy back ride.

But as to not overlook the sweet gesture that was the nomination, i am swallowing my pride and posting it anyway. BUT...then i read over some old posts of mine.....

Now i think in general the blogging community is very kind. But I couldn't help but feel that, rather than being "funny" most of my posts read like I was storytelling half way through a mild seizure. Did I sell my soul to the devil in exchange for some awkward poop stories??...most posts are either mom style crazy and/or confusing ridiculousness, which I suppose {at this point in my life} is all i can really ask for.  So even at the risk of inviting drastic comparisons, at least check out some of the other great blogs that were nominated. And regardless if i feel my posts are funny, feel free to vote....for someone {especially NIE!}. I'll just be here...making sure i don't choke on my tongue.

*And, to pay it forward....here are some of my favorite funny ladies. check it...