...I no longer look like this.
it was a good 4 weeks ago.
I haven't gotten to taking another side shot, but from based on my (very tactful) neighbor's jaw drop when i told her I wasn't due until Feb....I'm guessing I am popping out quite a bit more.
For all of you who can't wait until February, here is a creepy baby morph that i did online (which is better than the one we did seven years ago in Vegas, where our daughter looked like a 10 year old neanderthal)...
....hmmm?
and for the sake of my half latina baby dream I'll set aside my exasperation with J.LO
("but she knows what she did"*) and bring you this next combo......
(*make any career moves outside of her Selena role.)
meh.
(then her little half J.LO soul would be partially addicted to one piece denim rompers
or playing the "Bronx" card...and that might put me over the edge.)
Have a fabulous weekend my friends...
team boo ♥'s you
I can't wait to see the little baby's face!!
ReplyDeleteHope all of you are doing smashingly!
four weeks ago whatever, your preggers body looks fricking gorgeous, you buxom babe! i think it quite proper that it's YOU not JLO breeding in this case.
ReplyDeletebut then your baby would always be jenny from the block and sometimes remind you of rosie perez when she whined. And I only say that because I have this ironclad association between jlo and rosie perez. Which doesn't really flatter either of them so don't tell them I said that. ps. why does your body look better than mine and i am not pregnant? why why why?
ReplyDeleteJLO Schmaylo. I'd give anything to look like that pic of you and I'm not even pregnant.
ReplyDeleteyour hilarious-
ReplyDeleteremember how youre 3 months farther along than me and i'm bigger than you? awesome!
ReplyDeleteYou look great! Can't wait to see more pics of your growing belly!
ReplyDeleteyou.
ReplyDeleteyour skinny arms.
your disinfectant wipes.
it's a combo to reckon with.
team boom vs. the swine flu. boo ya.
Hilare!
ReplyDeleteJust joined the Team Boo team... your button is up on my blog and it makes me oh so happy!! Hope all is well!! xo
ReplyDeleteyour blog is great but you seem a tad ignorant and racist. Mexican baby jokes? Jennifer Lopez is puerto rican, by the way. Also, the entry before this irked me when you called your husband's shirt a "gay" shirt. Come on...
ReplyDeleteI really liked this blog too. Still do. But i'm just letting you know that was all a bit offensive..
Don't get me wrong Sarah, the "one piece denim romper" and "Bronx" card refer to J.LO and J.LO ALONE (rather than a slam to the mexican race). And while my blog is extremely sarcastic, I really would very much love to adopt a mexican baby someday, and that is no joke!
ReplyDeleteSorry to mislead, but I truly am a lover of all people!! Latinas and homosexuals included, even latin homosexuals....and Neanderthals, Santa Clause, carnival freaks, mommy bloggers, pregnant chicks, nursing and/or medicated mothers, friars and all the other sub categories of people that I include in jokes on my blog. Yet I thank you for the heads up :)