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7.13.2009

my sugar is so refined


last night I was so blue.

So i learned that spouting out a positive quote in a post is as good for lightening my mood as a one piece denim romper is to disguising pregnancy weight gain.
i scary.

To cheer me up 
my husband struck up a little game of 
"would you rather?" 
but not in a you-have-no-reason-to-complain kind of way 
(he knows that would earn him a karate chop to the neck)
but in a sweet distract-you-in-any-way-possible kind of way.

unfortunately, i wasn't quite ready for "perspective" 

but today I have decided it really IS an a endlessly entertaining game. 
(our favorite game in church as kids, besides MASH, duh)

but since this pregnancy has sucked my brain power dry.
i need your help to keep me in check.
so let's hear 'em!
(but keep it as void of food scenarios as possible for any thought could trigger a yak)
I'll kick it off with one of our favs...

................
Would you rather:
listen to Mambo #5 on repeat for a year straight 
or 
have boobs for hands?
{no amputations allowed}
................




(FYI: Sheamus is so proud of this picture of himself.  My husband had this and a couple other graphic pics of my kids put on t-shirts for me last Christmas...such an awesome gift)

21 comments:

  1. Jenna Theobald BroadbentJuly 13, 2009 at 1:01 PM

    Would you rather

    1) Have your name be Chester T. Pervis

    or

    2) Not

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  2. teamBooJuly 13, 2009 at 1:10 PM

    i have no room to talk on the last name...DIKE

    my husband once had a client named Dayton Raper.

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  3. BrookeJuly 13, 2009 at 1:27 PM

    Would you rather...

    1. Have a Magnetic Head

    or

    2. 5 Inch Long Nose Hair.

    (NO plucking, cutting, waxing or shaving.)

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  4. Carlito86July 13, 2009 at 1:33 PM

    A magnetic head. You could keep things attached to it.

    I once sold something to someone on eBay called 'Dusty Bush'. The bank account name was that too so I don't think it was a joke?!

    I love this game!

    (Listen to Mambo No 5 I think)

    xx

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  5. teamBooJuly 13, 2009 at 1:55 PM

    okay, how magnetic is my head? cause if its like refrigerator magnet strength i choose that, but if is crazy slam your face into your refrigerator strength i choose nose hair....an then i'd move to Vietnam where that kind of thing is cool.

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  6. ArizonaLewisJuly 13, 2009 at 2:03 PM

    lol.
    this game is the quickest way to my heart.
    my turn:
    (keep it clean, keep it clean)

    Would you rather walk in on your parents or have your parents walk in on you?

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  7. SaraJuly 13, 2009 at 2:20 PM

    Okay, it depends... how big are my boobs for hands? Respectable B-cup or impractical H-cup?

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  8. ErinJuly 13, 2009 at 2:21 PM

    In response to ArizonaLewis:

    I had a friend who walked in on her GRANDPARENTS. True story. Sad, disturbing story, but true story.

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  9. teamBooJuly 13, 2009 at 2:28 PM

    lets say a set of perfectly inconvenient Double Ds.

    erin thats HORRIBLE.

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  10. ErinJuly 13, 2009 at 2:47 PM

    Would you rather

    have the largest feet ever

    or

    have the largest hands ever?

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  11. teamBooJuly 13, 2009 at 3:06 PM

    if by "rather" you mean "prepared" and by "ever" you mean "by my 9th month of pregnancy," it's too late....i'm screwed.

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  12. angie + mattJuly 13, 2009 at 4:46 PM

    Have boobs for hands by far, I would cry if I had to listen to that song forever.

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  13. teamBooJuly 13, 2009 at 4:52 PM

    thats what i thought too! Adam thought it'd be mambo #5 no contest, but think of how frigging crazy you would be after a year....THINK about it folks. with boobie hands you could just get one of those cute hand warmer things, and then when someone makes you mad...WHACK! they get a boob backhand.

    your welcome.

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  14. e.wilsonJuly 13, 2009 at 5:49 PM

    would you rather

    get stuck in a cage with the ultimate fighting champion...of the universe...for five minutes?

    or

    make out with larry king for one hour?


    ehhhhh...????

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  15. MichelleJuly 13, 2009 at 6:19 PM

    I think the Mambo #5 would tune out after awhile, and think, no thumb appendage with a boob hand. Thats mainly why I chose the music. I NEED to be able to type at my computer : )

    Oh and congratulations on the pregnancy Carolyn!!!

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  16. LeighaJuly 14, 2009 at 1:35 PM

    Would you rather have an afro made of belly button lint? (no shaving or wearing a wig!)

    or

    Have to wear granny panties over your clothes every day for a year?

    http://sass-pot.blogspot.com/

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  17. teamBooJuly 14, 2009 at 1:57 PM

    humm...

    estee-

    I'd have to say the ultimate fighter and bank on him knocking me out in the first punch. In fact, I think I'd rather be with the fighter an hour over frenching larry king for 5 minutes...i just don't think i could force myself.

    Leigha-

    I first thought you meant having an afro spouting out of my belly button (so awesome). Either way I choose the panties, cause my kids would thing i was funny, and I have to treasure these few short years before they think I'm a total idiot.

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  18. LeighaJuly 14, 2009 at 5:26 PM

    If an afro sprouted out of my belly button I would think it was a sure sign of eminent death. lol
    I would make out with Larry King, I like older gentlemen. ;)

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  19. LauraJuly 14, 2009 at 8:26 PM

    A few questions about the titty hands first - would there be milk in them? and would they be bigger than my actual boobs?

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  20. LauraJuly 14, 2009 at 8:27 PM

    PS. A mouse in your bbq?! That's a rare find!

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  21. AnonymousJuly 16, 2009 at 2:38 PM

    your blog always makes me smile!!!

    please come over to mine and tell me what you think of..... dog poop!

    cheers! xo.

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