today Sonny took matters into his own hands, and fed himself a nectarine Mr. Peepers style while I wasn't looking. But he had ...

My life (especially these days) is filled with baby steps. Baby steps to the kids bedrooms to convince them to wake up even though i w...

Remember when my baby was defenseless ? (Ah the good ole’ days when Sonny couldn’t get away from me ;) Sweet Lauren, over in the ...

Sometimes when a guy walks wingmanless into a conversation of girls i like to immediately switch the conversation topic to tampons....

*(The first time i wore this hat, Sheamus looked up from his legos so casually and said " well hello Perry the platypus. ") ...