you can call me Garth (cause I'm shameless)

Here's the deal.

I know how many visits I get a day

I know how many votes i am behind in the mommy blogger contest 

and I know that most of you are holding out on me 

So now i am resorting to the ugly face of "informal palm greasing"

{which according to my computer thesaurus, is WAY more awesome way of saying "bribery"}

and here's how it will go down:

The grand prize for the mommy blogger winner is a bunch of awesome free shwagg 

{no disrespect...but is my mind in the gutter, or does that creature have wiener shaped ears??}

But there are, like, lots of things in this swag bag 

and it just wouldn't be right if one girl were to keep it all that jazz to herself

{whomever she may be}

and i, my friends, am all about sharing the love!

So each day that you vote for me here 

leave me a comment below {in this post}

you can leave as many comments as you leave votes {you can vote once a day}

the more comments you leave 

the better your chance at being the lucky beneficiary to something special in the prize package

{and there will be more than one of you}

so from today until the 31st of August...

{and only if you truly think i am qualified to win this award, of course}

...freaking vote already !

also if you leave a comments here without actually voting,,,

well...that totally defeats the purpose, you know ;)

I didn't want to show you the pitiful face of my "wretched bad taste"

{which according to my computer thesaurus is another way to say "desperation"}

but as of now I am in the top three, but still pretty far behind

and the gloves have to come off

thats where you come in.

{but I promise i won't punch you in the face}

Don't let me down friends-o-boo!!