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7.27.2009

proof you can't reason with a 3 year old...

last week sheamus covered himself from head to toe in green marker...

"i am Hulk sthmash!" he said proudly.

"oh yeah, looks like you'll be hulk for a while" i smirked.

then sheamus carries on throwing every item of laundry off my bed and pillow in the house onto the floor. But it is only later...after his third man dump (in one morning) that this mom reaches her max in patience.
me:  "Sheamus do you think Hulk poops in a diaper!?"
S:      "no"
me:   "so does he poop in the toilet like a big boy?" (armed with his fantasy, i am poised to manipulate and drive it home...)
S:      "no" he quickly answers again.
me:   (wait, what?) "sooooo, where does he go?"
S:      "Hulk just poops in the STREET." he says without a moments hesitation.


touché my dear. Hulk is SO unpredictable ;)

3 year old......1
(4 if you count the dirty diapers)
mom............0

12 comments:

  1. Megan MarieJuly 27, 2009 at 10:56 PM

    oh my hilariousness. they always win.

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  2. Same New StoryJuly 28, 2009 at 2:37 AM

    that is too funny!

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  3. AnonymousJuly 28, 2009 at 3:01 AM

    Hahahaha, I love that kid. Little kids' responses are always so precious.

    Be sure and pop by and leave a note! And follow! It would really make my day. :)

    -Laila
    www.randomweavings.blogspot.com

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  4. UnknownJuly 28, 2009 at 5:24 AM

    Oh my goodness, this is darling! And hoolarious :)

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  5. heisschicJuly 28, 2009 at 6:21 AM

    at least hulk gets it out of the house?

    can you imagine walking around the block, or driving home from picking up groceries, and seeing a little towheaded boy -painted green- and squatting in the middle of the street?

    i'd laugh (not at him, but what else could you do?) and pray for his mother.

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  6. kellyJuly 28, 2009 at 6:32 AM

    what a little stink pot short and stout.

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  7. kellyJuly 28, 2009 at 6:51 AM

    p.s. i set up a linkeroo so my peeps can read about hulk poop and other boo adventures too.

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  8. j.periJuly 28, 2009 at 8:09 AM

    ha ha ha ha. i laughed so hard right then.
    i can't wait to have little chickees of my own.
    wait.
    i'm only 13.
    ha ha.
    love,
    j.peri

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  9. bootsJuly 28, 2009 at 8:32 AM

    BWAHHAHA i think you should get 20 points for cleaning that up!

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  10. CaleenJuly 28, 2009 at 9:42 AM

    HaHaHa!!! That is too cute! Sometimes I wish we could all just poop in the streets. lol.

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  11. SaraJuly 28, 2009 at 6:07 PM

    Valiant effort. If you dyed his poop green, would that make it better or worse?

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  12. AnonymousJuly 28, 2009 at 7:40 PM

    ohhh, i love it!!! too cute. "he poops in the street!" clever kid!

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